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Welcome to the Dell Optiplex mall, where you can see a movie, visit the sunglasses hut, and get your thumbs pierced at a kiosk.

A bit of history about the Optiplex: it was erected in 2004 when......yes, do you have a question?

GUY IN THE BACK: You said 'erected'.

Yes I did.

GUY IN THE BACK: That's funny.

Great. Over the course of three months, the Optiplex was built to become a state-of-the-art facility—what is it now?

GUY IN THE BACK: You said 'fart'.

No I didn't.

GUY IN THE BACK: Yeah you did. You said 'state-of-the-fart'.

I said 'state-of-the-art'.

GUY IN THE BACK: Oh. What does that mean?

You can buy a dictionary on floor three. Now as I was—

GUY IN THE BACK: You said 'dic'!

—tionary, yes.

GUY IN THE BACK: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

You're a terrible mall cop.

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