HOW TO FLIP YOUR ASUS NOTEBOOK FROM A LAPTOP TO A TABLET:
1. it's so simple, just hold your Asus Convertible Notebook in both hands
2. now start turning it—oh crap I just broke it
3. ok got a new Asus let's try again
4. now just—whoa now it's on fire
5. how did that...well never mind
6. ok got a new Asus let's tr—OW I PULLED A HAMSTRING
7. what am I doing wrong here
8. ok I got a new Asus and I'm in a protective suit inside a protective bubble
9. now slowly flip the—what do you mean a dragon is attacking the city and we have to evacuate
10. like a DRAGON dragon?
11. oh wow you weren't kidding
12. hey that dragon's got an Asus Convertible Laptop!
13. it just flipped it, see it's simple
14. Asus: so simple a dragon can d—OW I AM ON DRAGON FIRE