Welcome to the Dell Optiplex mall, where you can see a movie, visit the sunglasses hut, and get your thumbs pierced at a kiosk.
A bit of history about the Optiplex: it was erected in 2004 when......yes, do you have a question?
GUY IN THE BACK: You said 'erected'.
Yes I did.
GUY IN THE BACK: That's funny.
Great. Over the course of three months, the Optiplex was built to become a state-of-the-art facility—what is it now?
GUY IN THE BACK: You said 'fart'.
No I didn't.
GUY IN THE BACK: Yeah you did. You said 'state-of-the-fart'.
I said 'state-of-the-art'.
GUY IN THE BACK: Oh. What does that mean?
You can buy a dictionary on floor three. Now as I was—
GUY IN THE BACK: You said 'dic'!
GUY IN THE BACK: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
You're a terrible mall cop.