This week on Games of Our Lives, Dana recreates her whole desktop setup, Sam is infatuated with winning and wears an eyepatch.
[DANA sits at her desk and fires up her iBuypower]
DANA: I'm going to destroy Sam.
SAM: Like hell you will.
[SAM sits at his desk, fires up his iBuypower]
SAM: You're toast. And so is your ex-lover Raymondeee.
DANA: It's Raymondee. Two 'e's.
RAYMONDEEEE: Wrong, it's four 'e's. And you're all going to be dead pizza on the side of the information superhighway.
[RAYMONDEEE fires up his iBuypower]
RAYMONDEEEE: Nothing can stop m-
MACKENZZZZZIE: ...finish each other's sandwiches?
DANA: Who's that?
SAM: I'm online.
DANA: What fools we've been.
RAYMONDEEEE: I still love you, Dana.
MACKENZZZZZIE: My name has five 'z's.
SAM: Nice desktop setup.
ANNOUNCER: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN THE INTEL CORE PROCESSOR TURNS OUT TO BE SOMEONE'S BABY, CALL ME FOR CHEAT CODES, I'VE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 7 AM.