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This week on Games of Our Lives, Dana recreates her whole desktop setup, Sam is infatuated with winning and wears an eyepatch.

[DANA sits at her desk and fires up her iBuypower]

DANA: I'm going to destroy Sam.

[SAM enters]

SAM: Like hell you will.

[SAM sits at his desk, fires up his iBuypower]

SAM: You're toast. And so is your ex-lover Raymondeee.

DANA: It's Raymondee. Two 'e's.

[RAYMONDEEEE enters]

RAYMONDEEEE: Wrong, it's four 'e's. And you're all going to be dead pizza on the side of the information superhighway.

[RAYMONDEEE fires up his iBuypower]

RAYMONDEEEE: Nothing can stop m-

[MACKENZZZZZIE enters]

MACKENZZZZZIE: ...finish each other's sandwiches?

RAYMONDEEEE: What?

MACKENZZZZZIE: Huh?

DANA: Who's that?

SAM: I'm online.

[Power outage]

DANA: What fools we've been.

RAYMONDEEEE: I still love you, Dana.

MACKENZZZZZIE: My name has five 'z's.

SAM: Nice desktop setup.

ANNOUNCER: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN THE INTEL CORE PROCESSOR TURNS OUT TO BE SOMEONE'S BABY, CALL ME FOR CHEAT CODES, I'VE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 7 AM.

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