In the legal world some computers work with the law. Some work against it. DONK DONK
Your Honor, as a laptop DA I object! Your Honor, as a laptop public defender I'm objecting to that objection!
Your Honor, I'm a laptop victim and I want justice! Your Honor, I'm not a laptop criminal!
THIS IS THE GRIPPING WORLD OF INTERNET JUSTICE! NOW YOU COULD WATCH HAPPEN IN YOUR HOME EVERY DAY!