I'm a spy. I can't say much more than that but I can tell you I get all my Elite Intel from my HP 8200 Elite Intel Desktop.
My last mission, I was in [REDACTED] when a [REDACTED] fell out of the sky and [REDACTED] me on the [REDACTED]. From then on, I decided to get only the purest, most secretive intel from the...wherever secret intel comes from. So when Mr. [REDACTED] suggested I try out the HP Elite Intel, I knew it would be the machine for me. I thanked Mr. [REDACTED] for the intel, then made sure he wouldn't tell anyone anything ever again.