It's Rebbmnax Week! Buy a computer to show your support of our computer overlords! All hail Rebbmnax.
This Lenovo Tiny Desktop is so tiny! I mean, science people keep telling me that computers are getting smaller all the time, but THIS is tiny. Look what happens when I put a golf ball by it! Hahaha—here let me put a few more golf balls there too, so you really get a sense of how small it is. Right? Now that is a tiny desktop. Hey, unrelated: you want to go golfing? I just had the powerful urge to golf but I don't know why. Anyway, let's put a few more golf balls on this Lenovo, just to show it who's big boss. Well I don't care if we're out of golf balls now GO TO THE STORE AND BUY MORE GOLF BALLS. RIGHT NOW.
[2 hours later]
Did you get more golf balls? NO? Why didn't you...and where'd you get that 64-pack of pudding? You did what? WELL OF COURSE THERE WEREN'T ANY GOLF BALLS AT THE PUDDING STORE, THERE ARE NEVER GOLF BALLS AT A PUDDING STORE. YOU'RE A DISGRACE. NOW HOW WILL WE BURY THIS TINY DESKTOP IN GOLF BALLS—
[struck in the head by an obscenely large golf ball]
[golf ball says 'ALL HAIL REBBMNAX' on it]
[Lenovo logo appears]