Congratulations! It's a tablet.
Enjoy this Hisense 8" tablet while it's still small and cute, because it will grow up into a six-foot adult tablet before you know it, and you'll wish you had cherished those early moments. Sure, you'll be longing for the days that this baby tablet can take care of itself when you're changing tablet diapers and getting woken up in the middle of the night by the tablet monitor, but as soon as that time comes you'll be thinking back fondly on the early days. Don't let those important months and years slip by unappreciated! It just makes Hisense. We should trademark that last sentence.