If you see the computer as half-full you're an OptiPlex

Rejected commercial for the Dell OptiPlex 7010 Intel Desktop​:

SWIMMER: The Dell OptiPlex 7010 Intel AIO Desktop has made me a better swimmer!

[swimmer jumps off a diving block, flies up into the air, gets sucked into a black hole]​

[Dell logo appears]

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Dell 7010 Desktop + 22" Monitor Bundle
$339.99 In Stock Electronics > Computers
$339.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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