Some frequently asked questions about your new Dell:
Is it inappropriate to name my laptop?
Yes. Next question.
Where can I store my laptop?
On a lap or a top of some kind. Next question.
Is my laptop edible?
Yes and it's Dell-icious HAHAHAHAHA but seriously no. Next question.
Can I bathe with my Dell laptop?
My friend/family member/spouse wants to use my laptop. Should I allow this?
Of course not. Next question.
Do I have to keep it on my lap?
If it is not on your lap it will explode and melt. Next question.
What else can my laptop do?
Bringing the entire world to your lap isn't good enough? Next question.
I am lonely. Can my laptop help me to not be lonely?
What does my laptop eat?
This FAQ is over.