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LET'S SHRED

HELLO MILWAUKEE! I HOPE YOU HAVE FACE INSURANCE BECAUSE YOUR FACES ARE ABOUT TO GET BLOWN OFF. PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE IN SHREDDING: THE ROYAL MICRO SHREDDER. WHO'S GOT SOME DOCUMENTS? YOU THERE! COME UP ON STAGE. NOW LET'S SHREDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

[gentle whirring sound as documents are shredded]

WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! NOW DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE SIZE. JUST BECAUSE IT'S MICRO DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T SHRED AS WELL AS A FULL SIZE. I MEAN JUST CHECK THIS OUT...WHO'S GOT SOME MORE DOCUMENTS? YOU! IN THE BACK! COME ON UP. ALRIGHT LET'S SHRED.

[gentle whirring sound as more documents are shredded]

WHEW! THAT WAS EPIC. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS YOUR IMPORTANT TAX INFO? WHY DO YOU CARRY THAT STUFF AROUND THEN? YEAH, I KNOW THIS IS A TAX FIRM. 

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