Excuse me. EXCUSE ME, I don't mean to interrupt your salad, but I have a little HP envy over your Envy.
Oh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no, I'm not weird. I just really admire your Envy. I saw it from across the courtyard using my telescope and just had to come over and take a look. Mind if I sketch it in my Special Notebook? It'll just take a half hour.
Hey, while I'm here, do you know why they call it a TouchSmart? Do you? I do, but do you? You do? Oh, you don't, ok well, the 'TouchSmart' part refers to the touchscreen and the how it's a 'smart' device. Do you get it now? DO you? Man, these corners are hard to shade.
Do you have any other HP products at home? Because I do. Here, I keep a list of them with me in my hidden pants pocket. Here. It's a little old and crumpled. That might be a nacho stain. Naw, you can keep that one, I have about seven more of them. One for each hidden pants pocket.
What? Oh. Ohhhhhh I get it, you want to eat your salad by yourself. Want to keep that HP to yourself, eh? Hahahaha no it's cool, I get it, I'm cool, we're cool. Just, yeah. Cool. Hey are you on Facebook?