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This party is great. I notice that everyone has a VIZIO Ultrabook. And everyone is also named Marty. 

Hey Marty, why does everyone here have a VIZIO?

"Oh hi Marty. Well, it's a VIZIO 14" Ultrabook party, so if you don't have VIZIO 14" Ultrabook, you're given one at the door."

Wait wait, who's hosting this party?

"Probably Marty. Let's ask him, he's right over there. Hey Marty!"

"Hey Marty. Marty."

Hi.

"So Marty, is this your party?"

"Uh, no. I thought it was Marty's."

Which Marty?

"The one over there with the VIZIO 14" Ultrabook."

That Marty?

"No, the one next to her."

"Oh hey, I didn't know that Marty was here. Hey Marty!"

"Hey!"

"Nice VIZIO!"

"Thanks!"

So, why the VIZIO 14" Ultrabook?

"Are you asking me or Marty?"

Marty.

"Oh. Well, you'd have to ask the Marty over there, but I think it's because the VIZIO—"

"MARTY! GET OVER HERE, THE POOL IS ON FIRE!"

"Oop, gotta go. See you Marty. Marty."

"Marty."

Marty.

"Well, guess that answers that."

Uh.

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VIZIO 14" Thin+Light Intel i5 Ultrabook
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