Look how mini this HP ProDesk 600 Mini is! Hee hee! I'm going to put a tiny hat on it!
Wait wait wait, before we take a photo of it, let's put it next to a tiny dog—
Who said that?
ME, YOUR HP PRODESK 600 MINI DESKTOP. I MAY BE SMALL BUT MY USEFULNESS IS LARGE.
Oh. Hey, I didn't mean to insult you.
IT'S OK, I HEAR A LOT OF TINY JOKES. I AM TINY, BUT I HAVE A 4GB MEMORY, A 500GB HARD DRIVE, INTEL HD 4600 GRAPHICS, AND I CAN DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE.
THAT WAS A JOKE. MY CAPACITY FOR HUMOR IS ALSO LARGE.
Oh, hahaha. Yeah. Nice one.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A PRODESK?
Uh. I don't kn—
A CONDESK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Well anyway, I've got to go, sorry about the whole mini thing.
RUNNING AWAY I SEE? DO I FRIGHTEN YOU?
No, I just—
TOO LARGE FOR YOU?
Ugh, no. Jeez, I liked you better with the tiny hat.
YOUR MOM LIKED YOU BETTER WITH A TINY HAT.
NEVER MIND. I HAVE TO WORK ON THAT ONE. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, MORTAL.