H! P! ENV! That's the laptop that you need! Goooooo team!
As we all know from school, Y is the most mysterious of letters. It's "sometimes" a vowel and "sometimes" not. The fluid nature of Y makes it perfect for the ever-changing world of computers. Maybe that's why HP named this computer the way they did! It's a sort of cryptography, perhaps! Is it three consonants and one vowel? Two vowels and two consonants? If you don't know, how can the hax0rz?