Setting: The Bridge. CAPTAIN and the crew.
CAPTAIN: Well, crew, this is it. Our chance to explore the galaxy.
They all put their hands on a Samsung Galaxy Tablet
1ST OFFICER: It feels...flat.
CAPTAIN: Good! Good. What else? Anyone else?
2ND OFFICER: It's white.
CAPTAIN: Very good! Now we're getting somewhere.
3RD OFFICER: I'm the 3rd officer.
CAPTAIN: Fantastic! I've got goose bumps. [shows everyone]
1ST OFFICER: Gross.
2ND OFFICER: Captain, I have a question.
CAPTAIN stares at 2ND OFFICER for an exorbitantly long time
CAPTAIN: Does that answer your question?
2ND OFFICER: I think so.
3RD OFFICER: Captain, I also have a question but I never learned the upward inflection required for a question mark.
3RD OFFICER: Why are we on a bridge.
CAPTAIN stares at 3RD OFFICER for a super humungo long-ass awkward time
CAPTAIN: Sorry, that was your question, right?
3RD OFFICER: Yes.
CAPTAIN: Well, the bridge is where the science happens.
3RD OFFICER: I understand, but this one is over a ravine. On Earth. Not in space.
3RD OFFICER: And we're feeling up a Samsung tablet.
1ST OFFICER: Captain?
CAPTAIN: Sorry everyone, blacked out for a moment. What was your ques--