I bought a hundred HP 6200 Pro i5s to build a fort. Be my friend.
I know, pretty impressive right? Come into my fort. I call it Fort Steve, named after my mom. Yeah, I guess I could've used something less expensive than HP 6200 Pro i5s to make Fort Steve but...ok I wasn't going to tell anyone this but I'm actually in a high-stakes competition with my co-worker Steve (just a coincidence) on who can build the best fort built out of HP computers. And he's winning. And I hate him. So I have to make it out of HP 6200 Pro i5s. In fact, I just ordered a thousand more HP 6200 Pro i5s to upgrade to a castle. Steve will rue the day. No, not you, mom.