Wow, winning this year's bracketology pick'em game is, like, totally an honor that I'll remember for as long as I can. I'm super lit for this achievement, especially since I literally spent zero minutes watching basketball over the last year.
Shout out to my esteemed competition, it was a back and forth tournament and if another team had won, there'd really be another champion this year. It's an honor and pleasure to be competing alongside such majestic and pride-filled competitors. What a suspenseful and thrilling time.
And finally, Duke sucks.