kenney9226


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"Your bladder's obviously not as small as mine."

kenney9226


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"It's just like, if they push into you, you can't keep them out."

kenney9226


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"I personally don't like it, but it smells good on you!"

kenney9226


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"Hey, that's a nice shirt you're wearing."

"Thank you, it was outrageously expensive. Someone of your means likely could not afford it."

kenney9226


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"I just did a big weekend dump."

kenney9226


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"Whoa! Matt, you're looking good! Holy crap, look at you!"

kenney9226


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"No! Dustin! Don't touch my box!"

kenney9226


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"This vanilla Tootsie Roll tastes like givling Play-Doh!"

kenney9226


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"Oooo! Are those boots new? How wonderful, you finally found boots big enough to fit your calves!"

kenney9226


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"Kenny, why are you wearing two pairs of pants?"

kenney9226


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"I hope my eggs don't stink. Kenny, can you smell them?"

kenney9226


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"I've started the new year right. I'm ready to kick ass and take names."

kenney9226


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"There used to be cookies here!"

kenney9226


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"He must have majored in chicken djoy in college. How many people does it take to point out the obvious?"

kenney9226


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"I tell you, it don't pay to go on vacation. Look at all this work piled up while I was gone?"

kenney9226


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"I'm pretty tan. Probably because I'm full of crap."

kenney9226


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"Are you drinking heavily yet? Because you will be."

kenney9226


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"My drawers are always open for you, Kelly."

kenney9226


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"We won't do immoral things. We won't do illegal things. But we may have to do unnatural things to pull this thing off."

bestsportnascar


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"Winning!"


(I didnt know that was still a thing)

Have you guys seen any writers around?

kenney9226


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"We're gonna do the best we can, and then we're gonna shove it down their throat."

kenney9226


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"That's the way I like them. The more gooey they are, you can just suck them out later."

kenney9226


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Dustin: "Robots! Robots!"

Tim: "Yeah, some day they might even make a Tim robot."

Dustin: "And he'd be twice as productive as you!"

Tim: "...Maybe, maybe..."

Dustin [walking away]: "Robots!"

kenney9226


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"You sure look different when you're bald."

kenney9226


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"You're not wearing panties, are you!"

KtCallista


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"Thank you for an awesome weekend. I think I am suppose to say something like, Wow, that was crazy, but truly, that seems like it was planned to go that way.
And to have something go so smoothly, amid so much teenage chaos, is a tribute to your efforts and the efforts of every volunteer.
I say that, having been involved in the planning and execution of invading not one but two countries. It never.... NEVER goes as smoothly as you think it will. This weekend truly did."

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"Juanita, are you still taking ginkgo biloba?"

"No, I stopped taking it."

"Oh, really? Why?"

"I forgot to buy more."

kenney9226


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"I think if you got one that fits in that big old thing, it would be too small, Linda."

kenney9226


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"...you had a hernia in your scrotum?"

KtCallista


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"Oh! Mr. Goodbar!, I totally forgot you are a mom, too."
Mentioned in a weekly planning meeting.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"It looks huge because I have small hands."

kenney9226


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"Suck it, Jens!"

kenney9226


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"I have told you ten million times to stop exaggerating!"

kenney9226


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"Wild optimism is not encouraged."

SkekTek


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"That's a real nice way to break it off"

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:"It looks huge because I have small hands."



You had a meeting with Trump?

kenney9226


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"Do you want me to pull my pants down now?"

kenney9226


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"What's that smell?"

"...sorry."

kenney9226


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"Do you have anything that needs to get wiped down?"

kenney9226


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"She got a guinea pig? Wow! That's great!


....What's a guinea pig?"