KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"I hate food, I hate doing food. I will bribe someone to do food."

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Oh, go ahead and touch it. You've already touched everything else..."

kenney9226


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"The only thing healthy I'm drinking is beer."

kenney9226


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"Oh, this place is making me want a drink. I'm going to start bringing a flask to work."

kenney9226


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"Linda, can I kill Dustin?"

miniaturepeddler


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after bumping and knocking over a floor fan in the classroom: "I was attacked by the fan!!"

Student response heard in the background "Ms M; you have no fans!"



maxikyd


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In the lunch room:
"Mrs. -- gave me sticky buns."
"I shower to avoid that."

kenney9226


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"How come nobody told me I had this new mole on my face?"

kenney9226


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"I can whip it out real quick if you need me to."

kenney9226


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"He threw up on my floor."

kenney9226


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"Here, pick this up and feel this. How do you feel about handling something of this size?"

kenney9226


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"Do you want to borrow my ruler so you can scratch yourself?"

kenney9226


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"Are you married? You aren't wearing a ring!"

kenney9226


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"I am going to have to start smoking."

kenney9226


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"Is your ex-wife going to be there? Can I say 'hi' to her to break the ice?"

kenney9226


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"My mama said to me, 'you're stupid,' and I took her to Chipotle! I could have taken her somewhere else if she was going to say that..."

kenney9226


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"Unlike you, I have to go back into that hellhole in ten minutes..."

kenney9226


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"I don't know why my thing is green."

"I don't know, either, but I like it."

kenney9226


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"What does 'overly rigid' mean?"

kenney9226


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"Oh, you're right. Switzerland is its own country."

bestsportnascar


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"He asked if he had found it, I said 'That's my leg.'"

Have you guys seen any writers around?

kenney9226


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"I'd rather smell like Mocha instead of freaking nut!"

kenney9226


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"Well, if we're going to play it that way, I'll knock you across the ring with my butt!"

kenney9226


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"Keebler done changed their crackers."

KTsullivan


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"WHO SLEPT WITH TIM??"

kenney9226


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"I smelled that and thought, wow, it sure would be delicious to grab a big handful of that right now."

kenney9226


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"My tip's way bigger than that!"

kenney9226


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"I wonder how hard it is to push that?"

kenney9226


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"Look at your belly! It's so cute!"

kenney9226


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"They didn't talk about nut tapping last year..."

kenney9226


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"You want some organic candy corn? It's homemade from Portland!"

kenney9226


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"Come over here and feel this. It's soft and mushy!"

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

Ducks, Deer, and Sex Ed.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"By develope a relationship she means, after the bar closed at 10:30 she rode with them to Massachusetts for all you can eat wings and beers."

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I am not exhibiting soft bigotry."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"If I drink any more, I'm going to be bouncing off the overhead, if I'm not already bouncing off the overhead."

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"I knew it wouldn't be a formal interview as soon as you said "KtC" was coming. When she's around it's usually for a good time."

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.