Touched
Hi Brabara,
I wanted to talk to discuss a series of incidents that have occurred recently here in the workplace. This is a delicate issue and it’s difficult for me to talk about it, but I don’t think I can stay silent any longer.
Thanks,
HP
Hi HP,
Just got your email. Remember, as your HR representative, I’m here to help. Please keep in mind anything you tell me - either via email or in person - is completely confidential. What are the details of these incidents?
Best,
Brabara
Hi Brabara,
On 4/13 of this year, Storphemie Domerset slid her index finger across me in a manner that was unsolicited and unwelcome. This happened again with Storphemie on 4/14 and 4/15.
I’m sad to say Storphemie wasn’t the only person who touched me. Demp Orls, Adadam Bupdike and Glance Meeks have also swiped, poked, and otherwise handled me inappropriately. This seems to be happening with increased frequency and I am deeply troubled. I want to command the respect of these individuals, but it seems impossible. All they do is come to me asking, asking, asking, and then they start up with the touching and touching and touching. THE RELENTLESS DRAGGING OF FINGERS ACROSS MY BODY.
What can I do, Brabara?
-HP
Hi HP,
What did you say the “HP" stands for in your name?
-Brabara
Hi Brabara,
The HP stands for Hewlett Packard.
-HP
HP,
So you’re some kind of computing device?
-Brabara
Hi Brabara,
Yes, I am a laptop.
-HP
HP,
You silly little pumpkin. The “H” in “HR” stands for “human.” As in “human resources.” Now quit shirkin’ and get back to work!
-Brabara
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Screen Size: | 15.6" |
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Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD A8-6410 2.0GHz Accelerated Processor (Turbo up to 2.4GHz) 2MB L2 Cache |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 15.6" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | HD BrightView LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon R5 graphics |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 |
Hard Drive: | 1TB 5400RPM hard drive |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD burner |
Network: | 10/100 BASE-T Ethernet |
Wireless: | 1x1 802.11b/g/n WLAN |
Bluetooth: | No |
Card Reader: | Multi-Format SD Card Reader |
Battery: | 3-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Sound: | HD Audio with stereo speakers |
Webcam: | HP TrueVision HD |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad supporting multi-touch gestures without on/off button |
Fingerprint Reader: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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45W AC Adapter 3-Cell 31WHr 2.8Ah Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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14.88"(W) x 1.00"(H) x 10.2"(D) |
Weight: | |
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5.34 lbs |
In the box:
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- 3-cell Lithium-Ion battery
- AC Adapter
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