Slimming Down
[enters apartment]
Honey, I know you're on a diet, so I used the remainder of our savings and bought this HP Slimline Desktop. Don't look at me like that, honey, check this out! With its slim tower, slim mouse, and slim keyboard, I thought it'd be an encouraging way to say, 'Hey honey, you're not in this alone!' In addition to its slim appearance, it was also slim in price. Hahahahahaha. Get it, honey? Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. But honey, guess what it's not slim in: features! It can do everything a regular computer can do. I know, I know! Isn't that amazing? Just like you: amazing. I believe in you, honey. I believe, honey. I believe. In you.
[alone in apartment talking to a jar of honey]
Features
- Get reliable performance from the AMD E1-2500 dual-core processor
- 4GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power; supports up to 16GB
- 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated AMD Radeon HD 8240 graphics
- SuperMulti DVD±RW drive – watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- The front-panel memory card reader makes it easy to transfer photos, music, and other files to and from your digital camera and other peripheral devices
- Windows® 8.1 makes the things you do every day easier
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Warranty: 90 Day HP
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD E1-2500 1.4GHz 1MB L2 Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) |
Max Memory: | 16GB |
Memory Slots: | 2 |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 8240 |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (7200rpm) |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Audio Codec: | Integrated Realtek ALC662 |
Sound: | 5.1-Channel |
Network: | 10/100 Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Front Panel: | |
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Memory Card Reader: (SD, SDHC, SDXC, MS, MS Pro) (2) USB 2.0 (1) Headphone |
Rear Panel: | |
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(1) DVI-D (1) VGA (4) USB 2.0 (1) RJ-45 LAN (1) Audio: Line-in (1) Audio: Line-out (1) Microphone |
Expansion Slots & Bays: | |
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(1) 5.25" Drive Bay (occupied) (1) 3.5" Drive Bay (occupied) |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Power Supply: | |
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External 65W |
Dimensions: | |
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15.49"(L) x 4.38"(W) x 12.69"(H) |
Weight: | |
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19.93 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion Slimline 400-314 Desktop, AMD E1-2500 Dual-Core, 4GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win 8.1
- HP USB Keyboard
- HP USB Mouse
- Power Cord
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD E1-2500 1.4GHz 1MB L2 Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) |
Max Memory: | 16GB |
Memory Slots: | 2 |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 8240 |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (7200rpm) |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Audio Codec: | Integrated Realtek ALC662 |
Sound: | 5.1-Channel |
Network: | 10/100 Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Front Panel: | |
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Memory Card Reader: (SD, SDHC, SDXC, MS, MS Pro) (2) USB 2.0 (1) Headphone |
Rear Panel: | |
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(1) DVI-D (1) VGA (4) USB 2.0 (1) RJ-45 LAN (1) Audio: Line-in (1) Audio: Line-out (1) Microphone |
Expansion Slots & Bays: | |
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(1) 5.25" Drive Bay (occupied) (1) 3.5" Drive Bay (occupied) |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Power Supply: | |
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External 65W |
Dimensions: | |
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15.49"(L) x 4.38"(W) x 12.69"(H) |
Weight: | |
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19.93 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion Slimline 400-314 Desktop, AMD E1-2500 Dual-Core, 4GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win 8.1
- HP USB Keyboard
- HP USB Mouse
- Power Cord
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1h 0m 46.445s
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