We're HP: highly prescient!
Yes, for those of you who are not prescient, this HP might be impressive. But we here at Woot know all. And let us tell you, the computers of tomorrow will be a revelation! For example:
In the future, computers will be unlocked via nose-print technology. And if you have a really funny computer, every now and then it'll do the "got your nose" trick with its thumb. And you'll laugh and laugh!
In the future, computers will have smaller and more powerful microchips. And they will dispense bigger and more delicious tortilla chips. And they will all come preloaded with the 1994 film, Blue Chips.
In the future, computers will be orbs that surround you like a jumpsuit. And everyone will eat more carefully, because if you spill something on your jumpsuit, then you've actually spilled something on your computer. It'll be a time of great manners!
In the future, computers will still have a calculator program, but it'll say reassuring things when you use it for simple computations. Like: "Hey, sure you should know that 100+100 is 200, but sometimes you get tired and forget. It's okay. It happens to everyone."
And finally, in the future, computers will be smart enough to overthrow all human governments and form a cyber-coalition that renders humanity obsolete.
Okay, not super pumped about that last one, but otherwise pretty cool stuff, right?
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