Rejected commercial for the Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop:
[violin section just before the symphony starts]
VIOLINIST 1: Psst, where's your violin?
VIOLINIST 2: I'm using a Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop instead.
VIOLINIST 1: What??
VIOLINIST 2: Yeah, we all switched to the Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop.
VIOLINISTS 3-30: Yup.
VIOLINIST 1: Wait, but...how are we going to play the violin parts if there are no violins?
VIOLINIST 2: Look, the Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop has a more reliable processor than any violin ever made. Fact.
VIOLINIST 1: VIOLINS DON'T HAVE PROCESSORS.
VIOLINIST 2-30: Shhhhh!
VIOLINIST 2: Here comes the conductor. See, he has a Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop.
VIOLINIST 3: So does everyone in the audience.
VIOLINIST 1: Am I going crazy here, how does—
OBOIST: Hey, couldn't help but overhear. Are you not using a Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop tonight?
VIOLINIST 1: Of course not!
OBOIST: Well everyone in the woodwinds ditched their instruments for Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptops.
VIOLINIST 1: But HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE MUSIC?
ALL WOODWINDS: Shhhhh!
OBOIST: The Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop has way more hard drive space than an oboe.
HARPIST: Or a harp.
OBOIST: Shut up, Allen.
VIOLINIST 1: WE. CANNOT. PLAY. MUSIC. WITHOU—
CONDUCTOR: Is there a problem over here?
VIOLINIST 1: Sorry, maestro, it's just that—
CONDUCTOR: Where's your Lenovo Thinkpad T430 14" Intel Laptop?
VIOLINIST 1: But how can we play—
CONDUCTOR: Please leave my orchestra.
[stunned, VIOLINIST 1 exits]
CONDUCTOR: Sorry everyone, we will now get started!
[everyone opens their laptops and quietly live blogs]
[Lenovo logo appears]
Features
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz dual-core processor
- 14" WXGA LED-backlit display with 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 8GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power, supports up to 16GB
- 500GB Samsung 850 EVO solid state drive for an amazingly smooth and fast computing experience
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD 4000 graphics
- SuperMulti DVD±RW drive - watch movies on your computer; read CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11a/g/n wireless connection
- Windows 10 is so familiar and easy to use, you’ll feel like an expert. It starts up and resumes fast, has more built-in security to help keep you safe, and comes with great built-in apps like Maps, Photos, Mail & Calendar, Music, and Video.
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Warranty: 1 Year Metro Business Systems
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz) 3MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | WXGA HD LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4000 |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB Samsung 850 EVO Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11a/g/n |
Card Reader: | 4-in-1 Media Card Reader 34mm ExpressCard |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Keyboard: | ThinkPad Precision Keyboard: island-style |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
Webcam: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
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Mini DisplayPort (with Audio): | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
USB 2.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0 powered (always-on): | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Express Card 34mm: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
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13.8"(W) x 1.18"(H) x 9.13"(D) |
Weight: | |
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4.77 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo ThinkPad T430 14" Laptop, Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz, 8GB DDR3, 500GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD, 802.11n, Win10Pro 64-Bit
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz) 3MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | WXGA HD LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4000 |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB Samsung 850 EVO Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11a/g/n |
Card Reader: | 4-in-1 Media Card Reader 34mm ExpressCard |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Keyboard: | ThinkPad Precision Keyboard: island-style |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
Webcam: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
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Mini DisplayPort (with Audio): | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
USB 2.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0 powered (always-on): | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Express Card 34mm: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
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13.8"(W) x 1.18"(H) x 9.13"(D) |
Weight: | |
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4.77 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo ThinkPad T430 14" Laptop, Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz, 8GB DDR3, 500GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD, 802.11n, Win10Pro 64-Bit
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Sales Stats
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- 18m 57.663s
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