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bestsportnascar


quality posts: 49 Private Messages bestsportnascar

Was he pulling on himself, someone else, or did he get that far?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

applecake


quality posts: 0 Private Messages applecake

Guy #1: You know I'm wealthy right?
Guy #2: Yeah I know you're wealthy.
Guy #1: Okay, just checkin'.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Do you want a piece of it, now that you've smelled it?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I enjoy inserting myself into things."

cutter86


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cutter86

Me: Sitting in bathroom stall at work.
Man: Walks up to urinal and starts relieving self.
Me: Hears man squeeze out a fart.
Man: "SON OF A B!$#H!!"
Man: Rushes into nearest stall.



x 12

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138
cutter86 wrote:Me: Sitting in bathroom stall at work.
Man: Walks up to urinal and starts relieving self.
Me: Hears man squeeze out a fart.
Man: "SON OF A B!$#H!!"
Man: Rushes into nearest stall.



Never squeeze

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"My husband has a twin sister."

"Oh, wow! Are they identical twins?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"You have it soft. You don't have it hard."

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 49 Private Messages bestsportnascar
cutter86 wrote:Me: Sitting in bathroom stall at work.
Man: Walks up to urinal and starts relieving self.
Me: Hears man squeeze out a fart.
Man: "SON OF A B!$#H!!"
Man: Rushes into nearest stall.



¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Oh, don't be a wimp, just put your nose in there and smell it!"

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

Nickelback

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"pass me the methane plant"

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Whoa, what happened to you, are you faking it?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"You're really crazy, but you're smart."

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"oh crap, I have to spend all day Friday building LEGO."

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

bestsportnascar


quality posts: 49 Private Messages bestsportnascar

"I want to open a massage parlor called 'Happy Endings' "

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Oh, who DOESN'T like a butter puddle?"

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Well, I guess the only solution is that you should just die."

marlenestclair


quality posts: 17 Private Messages marlenestclair
kenney9226 wrote:"Well, I guess the only solution is that you should just die."



Kenney, you might want to invest in a flak jacket and a firearm....or some really big rocks...sounds like its getting serious!

x15


ochopika


quality posts: 33 Private Messages ochopika

=^_^=

tsukitensh


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tsukitensh
ochopika wrote: =^_^=



Is not working

x18

jimgraffam


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jimgraffam

exactly



l1orac


quality posts: 11 Private Messages l1orac
ochopika wrote: =^_^=



Your kitty seems to be napping ;)

tsukitensh


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tsukitensh

Hope it gets fixed soon, I have to leave for work in a few minutes D:

x18

ochopika


quality posts: 33 Private Messages ochopika
l1orac wrote:Your kitty seems to be napping ;)



Waat. I'm trying to see why it says "sold out". But in the meantime, how are you all finding these so fast? This one is easy but the other onessss...

tsukitensh


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tsukitensh
ochopika wrote:Waat. I'm trying to see why it says "sold out". But in the meantime, how are you all finding these so fast? This one is easy but the other onessss...



The link is still broken for me D:

The clues went up 20 minutes before noon.

x18

Caver2130


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Caver2130
ochopika wrote:Waat. I'm trying to see why it says "sold out". But in the meantime, how are you all finding these so fast? This one is easy but the other onessss...



We get a Page Not Found

draigun


quality posts: 32 Private Messages draigun

It's fixed now.

jimgraffam


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jimgraffam

fixed! thank you



jhesse99


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jhesse99

Got it. That makes 2 for me today!

x17#56x15 R

ochopika


quality posts: 33 Private Messages ochopika
draigun wrote:It's fixed now.



Yesssss. Ah ok I thought the clues were going up later. Have funsies!

pooflady


quality posts: 28 Private Messages pooflady

I have no idea what they're talking about.



I think my guardian angel drinks.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
pooflady wrote:I have no idea what they're talking about.



... that you, dname?

pooflady


quality posts: 28 Private Messages pooflady
no1 wrote:... that you, dname?



//snort//



I think my guardian angel drinks.

sammydog01


quality posts: 70 Private Messages sammydog01

You guys were the stars of the egg hunt yesterday! I need to wash my eyes out now.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Most of the soreness comes from bending over. A lot."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"My pants are too tight. I can't sit down in a chair while I'm wearing these pants. Really. I need to go back home and change my pants, or else I'm not going to make it through this day."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"All I can say is that I'm glad I didn't get rid of my big pants."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"Six different people have told me that (coworker) sits in his cube and burps and farts all the time, all day, and it's horrendously smelly."

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

"I just realized that today is 2/4/16! Two squared is four, and four squared is sixteen! 2-4-16, get it? Pretty cool, eh? It's like each number is the squared number of the number before it in the date today. I mean, that's gotta be special or something, right?"