stephanie2525


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Overheard in Costco "There sure are a lot of human beings in here. I wonder what planet that are from?"

Stephanie

dfbark


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(Clipping Fingernails) Several times each and every day.

kenney9226


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"I mowed the lawn yesterday and it killed me. I'm still alive today, but it killed me."

bkang22


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Years ago: Employee came to me and said, so and so sold me bad crack.

Treat each day as it may be your last.

kenney9226


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"...Have you ever spent any time with three young boys?"

kenney9226


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"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

kenney9226


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"Well, as usual, the figurehead will ultimately make the decision..."

kenney9226


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"I have on a ton of lotions, potions, and perfumes!"

kenney9226


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"Do you wash your meat before you eat it?"

kenney9226


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"I hooked up with Dennis"

kenney9226


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"I learned over the last couple years, as I've gained so much weight, that all the clothes I thought were stretchy, really aren't stretchy."

kenney9226


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"By my second glass of wine, you don't want to know what I think about that."

kenney9226


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"Yours is the first pair I've actually seen in real life."

kenney9226


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"This stuff I put in my hair made it really crunchy!"

ShirtMayeba


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"Yours is the first pair I've actually seen in real life."

- Hahaha! I wonder what he/she was referring to?

kenney9226


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"So you were dry humping your desk when you broke your stretchy pants?"

benjaminleebates


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oH, DEAR GOd, thEre's DoughNutS!

You can find my shirts for sale HERE or THERE!

kenney9226


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"I have big hands and I like grabbing things a lot."

benjaminleebates


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kenney9226 wrote:"I have big hands and I like grabbing things a lot."



^^^^ Donald Trump quote!

You can find my shirts for sale HERE or THERE!

kenney9226


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"He's a big fat liar. Screw him!"

kenney9226


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"You don't like carrots? Wooo-OOOO-ooow!"

kenney9226


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"At some point, someone's going to have to tell her to shut up."

kenney9226


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"Robitussin is the best! I just chug it, it's great!"

kenney9226


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"The harder you beat it, the more stuff will come out."

kenney9226


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"Who owns the 5 containers of buttermilk in the refrigerator?"

kenney9226


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"I got lipstick on my cheek? What the Hell? I completely missed?"

kenney9226


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"You have a little back cleavage."

kenney9226


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"I could smell you from all the way over at the copy room."

kenney9226


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"I don't know how it got bent, all I did was pull it out."

kenney9226


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"You are the most obnoxious person in the world."

kenney9226


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"Did you not use deodorant today, Steve?"

kenney9226


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"...and that's how I found out that my husband cheats."

kenney9226


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"Oh my gosh, it's to tiny I can't see it!"

"...do you want to borrow my glasses?"

kenney9226


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"The cake in the kitchen is crap."

kenney9226


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"How did you get that thing back in there?"

kenney9226


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"I had my hand in my pocket and was just rubbing it."

kenney9226


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"I went home and beat every child that I own."

kenney9226


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"Push the button.
Just push the button.
Push the button, Linda.
Push the button, Linda.
God didn't talk to you and tell you to wake up this morning.
You got to push the button, Linda!
Just push it!
PUSH THE BUTTON, LINDA!
NOW!!!"

kenney9226


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"The size doesn't bother me, it's the way it looks."

kenney9226


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"I'm a little formal in the restroom."