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daveinwarshington


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I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
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JDSardone


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What did the hat say to the hat-rack?
"You stay here while I go on a head"

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KtCallista


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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

daveinwarshington


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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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LOL

The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy; he was just deranged.

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JDSardone


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What did the teacher do with her students reports on cheese?
She grated them.

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KtCallista


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You are all too puny to be holding the last post

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

daveinwarshington


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When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse.

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digitaljanitor


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The reason you cannot tell a pun to a kleptomaniac is that, "They take everything, literally!"


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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

GodfatherND


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If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.

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daveinwarshington


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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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hot72chev


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I wanted to add a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

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x12
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

daveinwarshington


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Stain remover for idiots: Oxymoron.
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GodfatherND


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Yesterday's high was 78 and the low was 45, but neither were records.

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KtCallista


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Safely back from the East Coast, where it was far too hot.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

daveinwarshington


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Everyone's having a heat wave (but me)...

Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!

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KtCallista


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daveinwarshington wrote:Everyone's having a heat wave (but me)...

Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!

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Thankful for our clouds today!

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

moles1138


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Q:How do you make a tissue dance?

A:Put a little boogie in it.

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KtCallista


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daveinwarshington


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The Last Post

GodfatherND


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KtCallista wrote:Safely back from the East Coast, where it was far too hot.

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Cool weather in North Dakota. High today was 64.

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daveinwarshington


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Dog days of Summer.
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KtCallista


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Back from Vacation

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ThunderThighs


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I could have the

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if I wanted it.


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bestsportnascar


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ThunderThighs wrote:I could have the

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if I wanted it.



But not right now.
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daveinwarshington


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bestsportnascar wrote:But not right now.
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And not now either.
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GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:And not now either.
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Still not.

LAST POST!!

daveinwarshington


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GodfatherND wrote:Still not.

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This will be the final, ending, finishing, closing and concluding final terminal very Last Post.

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:This will be the final, ending, finishing, closing and concluding final terminal very Last Post.



I lost my thesaurus.

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pblgov


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for old times sake
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bestsportnascar


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and finally. This is the last post.

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moles1138


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bestsportnascar wrote:and finally. This is the last post.



NOPE.

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GodfatherND


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pblgov wrote:for old times sake
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Hiya, old timer.

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tennisplayer121


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Old Time's Sake
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jawsuser


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Lasr Post!

bestsportnascar


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jawsuser wrote:Lasr Post!



Laser post?

Nah.

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daveinwarshington


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I win!
This is the
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stormandy


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What's a last post?



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bestsportnascar


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Last post is mine

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