JayMatt19 wrote:How else can I keep those damn vampires from ruining my garden every year?
The person below me sued the town of Intercourse, Pennsylvania for false advertising
Damn right! Not only that but I started out looking for Paradise. In order to get to Paradise, PA you had to go through Intercourse, PA. That only makes sense yanno?
Now it turns out you can bypass Intercourse, PA and end up in Virginville, PA, otherwise known as the gateway to winding up in Blueball, PA. Just remember to be careful because after going through Intercourse, PA you may end up in Fertility, PA.
The person below me has Whoopee pies and Shoo-Fly pie flown in directly from Bird in Hand PA on a weekly basis.
Sugar 'em up and send 'em home