The Holstein Gang had Deputy Kerning in the quicksand, wherein he stood, slowly sinking, hugging his Dell Full-HD Touch Ultrabook to his chest.
"Y'all think you scare me," he cried. "Well, y'all be the ones who'll be scared when Sheriff Bradley comes galloping over them hills yonder, pistols ablaze, and mouth asmirk with vengeance."
"Nah," said Freddy Holstein. "We seen to it that Sheriff Bradley's horse, Tough Mush, come down with a, what would you call it, Jimmy? An ailment?"
"I'd most certain call it an ailment," said Jimmy Holstein, "When a horse turns dead."
"Point is," continued Freddy, "You're all alone, Kerning. So if you wants out, you'll be telling us the location of Ol' Tipp's Golden Lamb now, y'hear."
Kerning sighed. The quick sand was up to his breast pockets. "Well, if that's the case, then I shall to deliver y'all that information. But first, a poem..."
Given Deputy Kerning was, aside from being an officer of the law, the thrice poet laureate of Horton County, the Holsteins all took off their hats in observance of his art.
"Out here, where the tumble weeds tumble," recited Kerning. "And the wolves tummies' grumble/ you will find a sand even more quick/ than consumpant is sick./ It'll absorb whole all that falls though/ livestock, objects, and even men, like me and you." The sand was up to his chin now. Kerning cleared his throat and delivered the final line. "So with my last moment, do I tell/ the map to your sought lamb, 'twas on my Dell."
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Slim design, premium materials
Get down to business with an Ultrabook that features a 14" touchscreen display and a beautiful design.
The thin (21 mm) Latitude 14 has a starting weight of just 3.6 lb (1.63kg) with a 4-cell battery and comes standard with sleek, durable aluminum, soft-touch finishes and a powder-coated base.
Underneath the surface is a Tri-metal chassis designed to survive challenging physical environments and MIL-STD-810G testing.
Along with Windows 8 comes touchscreen capability and a carbon-fiber-backed display with edge-to-edge Corning® Gorilla® Glass NBT.
Packed with performance
Low-voltage 4th Gen Intel® Core i5 processor options along with Windows 8 Pro allow you to work on big jobs with ease.
Windows 8 with touchscreen capability allows you to multitask with a swipe, tap or drag of your fingers.
Count on fast, reliable performance from the Solid State Drive.
Damage-resistant Corning® Gorilla® Glass NBT™ display
Dell touch-enabled displays offer an optimal viewing experience, touch sensitivity, brightness and durability with Corning® Gorilla® Glass NBT™. Strength, beauty and confidence – just three more things that make the Latitude 14 7000 Series a great partner in business.
Key Features:
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Core i5-4310U 2.0GHz dual-core processor
- 14" Full-HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit Touchscreen display with 1920 x 1080 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 4GB DDR3L memory - For multitasking power; supports up to 16GB
- SATA 64GB solid state drive for an amazingly smooth and fast computing experience
- USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD 4400 graphics
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Windows® 8.1 Professional makes the things you do every day easier
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 3 Year Dell
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i5-4310U 2.0GHz (Turbo up to 3.0GHz) 3MB Smart Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14.0" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Display Type: | Full-HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4400 |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3L; Supports up to 16GB |
Hard Drive: | 64GB Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | No |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | No |
Battery: | 4-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | High Quality Speakers |
Sound: | Integrated |
Webcam: | No |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Dual Pointing Keyboard |
Pointing Device: | Multi-touch Touchpad |
I/O Ports: | |
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mDisplayPort: | 1 |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 3 |
Docking Connector: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Headphone/Microphone Combo: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 Professional (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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65W AC Adapter 4-cell (45Whr) Lithium Ion battery with ExpressCharge |
Dimensions: | |
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13.2"(W) x 0.8"(H) x 9.1"(D) |
Weight: | |
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3.6 lbs |
Dell E7440 Teardown & Removal Guide
Dell Latitude Memory Compatibility Guide
In the box:
- Dell Latitude E7440 14" Business Ultrabook, Full-HD Touchscreen, Intel Core i5-4310U 2.0GHz, 64GB Solid State Drive, 4GB DDR3, 802.11n, Win8.1Pro
- 4-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Processor: | Intel Core i5-4310U 2.0GHz (Turbo up to 3.0GHz) 3MB Smart Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14.0" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Display Type: | Full-HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4400 |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3L; Supports up to 16GB |
Hard Drive: | 64GB Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | No |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | No |
Battery: | 4-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | High Quality Speakers |
Sound: | Integrated |
Webcam: | No |
Microphone: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Dual Pointing Keyboard |
Pointing Device: | Multi-touch Touchpad |
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
mDisplayPort: | 1 |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 3 |
Docking Connector: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Headphone/Microphone Combo: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 Professional (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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65W AC Adapter 4-cell (45Whr) Lithium Ion battery with ExpressCharge |
Dimensions: | |
---|---|
13.2"(W) x 0.8"(H) x 9.1"(D) |
Weight: | |
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3.6 lbs |
Dell E7440 Teardown & Removal Guide
Dell Latitude Memory Compatibility Guide
In the box:
- Dell Latitude E7440 14" Business Ultrabook, Full-HD Touchscreen, Intel Core i5-4310U 2.0GHz, 64GB Solid State Drive, 4GB DDR3, 802.11n, Win8.1Pro
- 4-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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