Rejected commercial for the HP 8300 Elite:
ROBOT JET FIGHTER: I'm a jet fighter with the brain of a cat! But when I'm not dominating the skies thanks to my hunting instincts, I like to relax watching videos of little red dots on my HP 8300 Elite. Ha ha ha ha! There's one now! Woo hoo, look at it zip around! Ha ha ha ha ha! Meow!
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Features
A smart combination of customizable solutions for your business. Introducing the HP Elite 8300 Small Form Factor; HP’s best-selling business PC design featuring an ideal blend of size, performance, and expansion capabilities.
Powerful performance
Experience the 3rd generation Intel Core vPro processor family and Intel Q77 Express chipset for high-end performance without compromise.
Manageability and security
Secure data and credentials with HP’s certified and embedded Trusted Platform Module (TPM). Disable USB ports and slots for added security.
Environmentally aware
Lower your operating costs and overall eco-footprint with HP PC that's ENERGY STAR qualified, EPEAT Gold registered, and designed with low halogen materials.
Key Features:
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz Quad-Core processor
- 8GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power; supports up to 16GB
- 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD 2500 graphics
- DVD-ROM drive - watch movies on your computer; read CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet
- The front-panel's USB ports make it easy to transfer photos, music, and other files to and from your digital camera and other peripheral devices
- No Operating System is included with this item
- No Keyboard
- No Mouse
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item.
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 1 Year Verified Systems Solutions
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz) 6MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3; supports up to 16GB |
Memory Slots: | 4 |
Graphics: | Integrated Intel HD 2500 Graphics |
Video Ports: | VGA, DisplayPort |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA 5400RPM |
Optical Drive: | DVD-ROM |
Sound: | Integrated |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | No |
Front Panel: | |
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(4) USB 2.0 (1) Headphone (1) Microphone |
Rear Panel: | |
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(1) DisplayPort (1) VGA (4) USB 3.0 (2) USB 2.0 (1) RJ-45 LAN (1) Audio: Line-in/Microphone (1) Audio: Line-out (1) Serial Port |
Expansion Slots & Bays: | |
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(1) Low-Profile PCI Slot (1) Low-Profile PCI Express x16 Slot (2) Low-Profile PCI Express x1 Slots (1) External 5.25" Drive Bay (1) Internal 3.5" Drive Bay (1) External 3.5" Drive Bay |
Operating System: | |
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No Operating System Installed |
Power Supply: | |
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240W Max |
Dimensions: | |
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14.9"(L) x 3.95"(W) x 13.3"(H) |
Please Note: No Operating System, Keyboard or Mouse is included.
In the box:
- HP 8300 Elite Small Form Factor Desktop, Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz Quad-Core, 8GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, No Operating System
- Power Cable
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz) 6MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3; supports up to 16GB |
Memory Slots: | 4 |
Graphics: | Integrated Intel HD 2500 Graphics |
Video Ports: | VGA, DisplayPort |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA 5400RPM |
Optical Drive: | DVD-ROM |
Sound: | Integrated |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | No |
Front Panel: | |
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(4) USB 2.0 (1) Headphone (1) Microphone |
Rear Panel: | |
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(1) DisplayPort (1) VGA (4) USB 3.0 (2) USB 2.0 (1) RJ-45 LAN (1) Audio: Line-in/Microphone (1) Audio: Line-out (1) Serial Port |
Expansion Slots & Bays: | |
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(1) Low-Profile PCI Slot (1) Low-Profile PCI Express x16 Slot (2) Low-Profile PCI Express x1 Slots (1) External 5.25" Drive Bay (1) Internal 3.5" Drive Bay (1) External 3.5" Drive Bay |
Operating System: | |
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No Operating System Installed |
Power Supply: | |
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240W Max |
Dimensions: | |
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14.9"(L) x 3.95"(W) x 13.3"(H) |
Please Note: No Operating System, Keyboard or Mouse is included.
In the box:
- HP 8300 Elite Small Form Factor Desktop, Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz Quad-Core, 8GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, No Operating System
- Power Cable
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3h 4m 20.002s
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