"So if you look at the Q4 cost projections, um. Alan, why are you perched atop the bookcase?"
"Oh... you can see me?"
"Alan, with HP's 178-degree viewing angle IPS technology, we can see you everywhere."
"I was just, um, looking for the... cost projections?"
"Let's take a 5-minute break while Alan changes out of his Spiderman Underoos."