STEP 1: Bang away at your beautiful new Lenovo for 2 hours. STEP 2: Yell, "We've done it! We hacked the nuke codes!" STEP 3: Yell, "They traced us!" and run out the back of the coffee shop. STEP 4: Have your friends in black suits and sunglasses run in the front and look about frantically while they scream into their sleeves.