Amazon Basics 3-Button USB Mouse (30-Pack)

This mouse is the unsung hero of my desk. It doesn’t light up like a disco ball. It doesn’t have 47 customizable buttons or whisper sweet nothings to my hand. It’s just a mouse. A solid, dependable, clicky little legend. Plugged it in—BOOM—instantly worked like it had been waiting its whole life for this moment. No software, no drama, no weird driver updates from 2003. Just pure, old-school plug-and-play magic. Like the mouse equivalent of a dad who shows up early, wears cargo shorts, and gets the job done. Scrolling? Smooth as butter on a warm pancake. Clicking? So responsive it almost feels judgy. I accidentally clicked on three emails I was trying to avoid and suddenly felt like I owed the mouse an apology. It’s not flashy, but it does what it’s supposed to do without asking for attention. Like a quiet coworker who knows Excel better than anyone but just wants to be left alone. So if you want a mouse that’s not trying to be a Transformer or your new best friend—this is it. Reliable, precise, no frills… just vibes and functionality. 10/10. Would click again. Want a sarcastic version or a dramatic love letter to the scroll wheel? I’ve got you.