Don't Let Your Brain Fool You
Thank you everyone for taking the time to attend this emergency meeting. We've gotten some early reports of users trying to operate their Lenovo Thinkpad with their minds. As a result, we've received numerous reports of over-thinking. Do NOT over-think this one, people. It's quite simple: 'Thinkpad' is just a name. I think.
Allow me to demonstrate...
[sets Thinkpad on table, stares at it very hard]
*THREE HOURS LATER*
Wow. Ok, ow. Ow ow ow. Let the record show...ow...that thinking won't move the cursor. Not even a bit. I need a glass of water. I will now be...hang on a sec......taking questions.
PERSON: Yes I have a question?
Was that your question?
PERSON: ............Yes.
Any other questions?
ANOTHER PERSON: No, I don't have a question?
You phrased that very much like a question.
ANOTHER PERSON: Yes, but I don't have a question?
Ok, there, you did it again.
ANOTHER PERSON: I did?
Yes you did.
ANOTHER PERSON: Can we go now?
Yes, I think--OW OW OW OW.
Features
10-Point Multitouch Screen
10-point multitouch screen improves accuracy, making touch-browsing and selecting more responsive and precise.
Liberating Controls: Voice & Hand Gestures
Give a multimedia presentation on the X1 Carbon without even touching the keyboard! Voice and 10 different hand gestures change the way you interact with your laptop.
Practically Indestructible: Tested to Military Specifications
Constructed with satellite-grade carbon fiber, X1 Carbon is the toughest ThinkPad ever made. In fact, we perform eight separate military specification tests—all under extreme conditions with dust, vibration, heat, cold, altitude, water, and humidity—so you can laugh in the face of spills, drops, heat exposure, or anything else life throws your way.
Business-Class Security
Available with fingerprint reader, X1 Carbon lets you use biometrics for login, so the swipe of your finger becomes your password. Intel® security features and vPro options step up protection and enhance manageability when deploying upgrades. The Trusted Platform Module (TPM) chip further encrypts your critical information.
Patently Cool: Revolutionary New Thermal Technology
Even with its ultrathin design, the new X1 Carbon stays cooler than ever. In fact, we re-engineered our patented fan blades—so X1 Carbon provides the same cool and quiet performance you expect from a ThinkPad.
Uncompromisingly Thin
Starting at just 2.83 lbs, the new X1 Carbon is the lightest 14" Ultrabook on the planet. And at just 0.7" thin, it's the thinnest ThinkPad ever.
Longer Battery Life
The new X1 Carbon delivers up to 9 hours of battery life on a single charge. And if you do run low, don't fret: with RapidCharge you get 80% battery restored in just under an hour.
Key Features:
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Core i5 dual-core processor
- 14" Touch-Enabled LED-backlit display showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- DDR3 memory - For multitasking power
- SATA 128GB solid state drive for an amazingly smooth and fast computing experience
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD graphics
- Connect wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Windows 7 Professional was designed for on-the-go working professionals. Connect to networks in three clicks, automatically find preferred network printers, give professional presentations, and use business programs with Windows XP Mode
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 1 Year Lenovo
Specs
Specifications: | ||
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Model: | 14" HD+, 4GB DDR3 | 14" Quad-HD, 8GB DDR3 |
Processor: | Intel Core i5-3427U 1.8GHz (Turbo up to 2.8GHz) 3MB Smart Cache |
Intel Core i5-4200U 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.6GHz) 3MB Smart Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core | |
Screen Size: | 14" | |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 | |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 | 2560 x 1440 |
Display Type: | HD+ LED-backlit Touchscreen | Quad-HD LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4000 | Intel HD Graphics 4400 |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3 | 8GB DDR3 |
Hard Drive: | 128GB SATA solid-state drive | |
Optical Drive: | No | |
Webcam: | 1.3MP - 720P with mute function | |
Wireless: | 802.11a/g/n | |
Bluetooth: | Yes, 4.0 | No |
Card Reader: | 4-in-1 Media Card Reader | |
Battery: | 4-Cell Lithium-Ion | 8-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo | |
Keyboard: | 5-row with Trackpoint (Island style, Under mount) | |
Pointing Device: | 5-Button trackpad with Glass surface |
I/O Ports: | |
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Mini DisplayPort: | 1 |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
OneLink Dock Connector: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 7 Professional (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
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13.03"(W) x 0.78"(H) x 8.92"(D) |
Weight: | |
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3.0 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo Thinkpad X1-Carbon Touch Ultrabook - (Your Choice)
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | ||
---|---|---|
Model: | 14" HD+, 4GB DDR3 | 14" Quad-HD, 8GB DDR3 |
Processor: | Intel Core i5-3427U 1.8GHz (Turbo up to 2.8GHz) 3MB Smart Cache |
Intel Core i5-4200U 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.6GHz) 3MB Smart Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core | |
Screen Size: | 14" | |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 | |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 | 2560 x 1440 |
Display Type: | HD+ LED-backlit Touchscreen | Quad-HD LED-backlit Touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4000 | Intel HD Graphics 4400 |
Memory: | 4GB DDR3 | 8GB DDR3 |
Hard Drive: | 128GB SATA solid-state drive | |
Optical Drive: | No | |
Webcam: | 1.3MP - 720P with mute function | |
Wireless: | 802.11a/g/n | |
Bluetooth: | Yes, 4.0 | No |
Card Reader: | 4-in-1 Media Card Reader | |
Battery: | 4-Cell Lithium-Ion | 8-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo | |
Keyboard: | 5-row with Trackpoint (Island style, Under mount) | |
Pointing Device: | 5-Button trackpad with Glass surface |
I/O Ports: | |
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Mini DisplayPort: | 1 |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
OneLink Dock Connector: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 7 Professional (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
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13.03"(W) x 0.78"(H) x 8.92"(D) |
Weight: | |
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3.0 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo Thinkpad X1-Carbon Touch Ultrabook - (Your Choice)
- AC Adapter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 16m 13.440s
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